i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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