i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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