So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Someone signed my nipple.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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