I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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