How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Randomize