Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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