do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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