i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
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Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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