Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
This is the high leading the old right now
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
There's even glitter on my cock...
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