The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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