i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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