New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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