She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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