before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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