I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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