Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bring money and cleavage
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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