He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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