I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
