did you get engaged???
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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