yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Dear god my vagina.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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