My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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