you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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