Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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