So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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