Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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