Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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