some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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