please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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