i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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