when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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