I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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