omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
There are leaves in my underwear?
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