so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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