At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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