I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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