she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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