He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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