D3 body, D1 cock
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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