doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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