We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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