can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
How many fucks given?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions