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I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI

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(415): I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI http://tfl.nu/f789

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there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it

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(763): there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it http://tfl.nu/ck34

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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.

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(617): it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina. http://tfl.nu/7xv1

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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.

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(707): just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved. http://tfl.nu/zste

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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"

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(908): I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!" http://tfl.nu/rdw8

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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out

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(610): Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out http://tfl.nu/ac78

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV

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(908): Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV http://tfl.nu/9om8

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(916): View more from California

Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.

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(916): Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am. http://tfl.nu/a8h9

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I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.

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(479): I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again. http://tfl.nu/mmc2

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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.

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(805): She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds. http://tfl.nu/ggeo

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She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.

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(609): She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew. http://tfl.nu/vnvf

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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out

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(408): dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out http://tfl.nu/y59w

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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.

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(319): I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls. http://tfl.nu/wkuc

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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.

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(307): eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me. http://tfl.nu/amg7

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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.

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(803): His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart. http://tfl.nu/mpsg

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