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(812): View more from Indiana

can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?

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(516): View more from New York

Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites

(1-516): View more from New York

Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.

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(760): View more from California

i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous

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(626): View more from California

in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny

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(707): View more from California

WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like I smell like bad decisions

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