Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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