Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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