genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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