You don't have asthma, your pregnant
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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