16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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