what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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