it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize