i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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