Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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