this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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