so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector