"it" just moved
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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