it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.