I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Dear god my vagina.
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