then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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