im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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