Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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