We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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